white people want to say shit like “all stereotypes have some truth to them” up until the point you say that white people are racist, then suddenly they’re experts on the civil rights movement and “this isn’t what Martin Luther King Jr fought for”
I did the thing where white people asked me *where I’m really from* and I said LA, then they asked where my parents were from, I said San Francisco, then they asked where my grandparents were from and I said my grandpa was from NY and they got so mad and said “Wow you know what I mean” like nah mayo I want you to realize your racist as hell question.
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*